12 de Septiembre de 2003
Por Alberto Rodríguez "Pocho"
*Why the chicken crossed the road in the words of the Star Wars characters!!*
Yoda: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Luke: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
Leia: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
Han: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
Threepio: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
Artoo: beep beep be bop.
Ben: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
Boba Fett: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
Wedge: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
Jerjerrod: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
Bib: Die chicken wanga?
Biggs: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
Tarkin: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
Uncle Owen: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
Aunt Beru: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
Admiral Ackbar: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
Lando: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!
Emperor: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
Jabba: Bo shuda chicken!